I went on my Tuesday bike ride through the country, which will hopefully become a habit. It’s wonderful to get away from downtown Heidelberg; the city’s population and size isn’t large, and that’s exactly the problem, ironically. Too many people trying to squeeze through Heidelberg’s old streets. I feel like I’m traveling back in time to my childhood during each bike ride, the weather and the scenery is so similar to Ohio! The bike path takes me through the edge of Heidelberg, through the village of Schwabenheim, and ends up in the neighboring town of Ladenburg. It’s a refreshing and somewhat secluded bike ride if you go on a Tuesday, I’ll post pictures one day. The park in Ladenburg was rated one of the most beautiful public parks in Germany, and I would have to agree with this statement.
Today, I saw an interesting mode of transportation at the river’s edge in Ladenburg. I suppose they didn’t want to build yet another bridge, so they have a sort of modern ferry system instead. About 5 cars and 10 people can drive, or walk, respectively, onto this ferry to ride slowly across the Neckar river. I’m tempted to try this one Tuesday.
I also saw a man feeding the ducks and the swans on the banks as well. You might think, well this is a normal occurrence, quite picturesque actually! Well, yes and no. Swans may be beautiful, but they are the over-privileged, whiney bullies of the bird world. Give them a piece of bread and they will strut up to you menacingly, puffed up to show their whole girth and height (at least three feet), hissing like some horrible hybrid of a cat and a raptor. Soon, a whole spitting, gurgling gang of swans will approach and your only option is to swing your bag of stale bread at their heads, hoping they will back up. Because let me tell you, I’m pretty sure they would bite off your finger if they had the chance, partly out of spite and partly because it looks like a delicious sausage. So this poor man was caught in the middle of an unplanned stand-off, just him versus 6 massive swans. I watched as he carried out this strange dance with the swans, swinging at them and saying, “Hau! Hau!” (translates to “Get out of here!”), but then throwing them a piece of bread as soon as they were back in the water. What do you want from these swans, sir?
I didn’t stay to watch the end of this brash and hilarious take on Swan Lake, but if I return next week and see a monument for this man’s bravery next to the Neckar, I’ll know what happened.
Sorry I’ve been so out of touch as of late, I’ve been spending time with my sister! She’s flying home today, so I’ll be writing a large post about our adventures with plenty of pictures!